I made up a theme song that I sang at my ex girlfriend for about 10 years. If she’s seeing this, understand it’s not really personal, at this point, it ain’t about her. I’m over it, but I like the silliness of the song, nothing more, nothing less.
I only post this to pat myself on the back for the alleged ingenuity and cleverness of my own immaturity. No offense is intended or implied. If the ex don’t like it, I don’t care.